A new dent in the universe

rodentride

The Rough Type headline of the day comes courtesy of TechCrunch:

Pet Boarding and ‘Dogbnb’ Startup Rover Raises $7M to Take On DogVacay

This bodes well for my new startup, RodentRyde, which will allow people to sell spare cycles on their hamster wheels. Here’s the pitch: “It’s Lyft meets DogVacay for micropets.”

Photo from Wikipedia.

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  1. And they’ll roll around the kitchen in Google SmartBalls.

  2. shagggz

    Just hook the wheel up to a generator and into the smart grid. No reason why this couldn’t work.