{"id":1270,"date":"2009-06-24T16:05:30","date_gmt":"2009-06-24T22:05:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.roughtype.com\/wp\/?p=1270"},"modified":"2009-06-24T16:05:30","modified_gmt":"2009-06-24T22:05:30","slug":"banished","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.roughtype.com\/?p=1270","title":{"rendered":"Banished"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do not ask for whom the Google tolls. It tolls for me.<\/p>\n<p>I woke up this morning to discover that I no longer exist. The entire contents of this blog has been erased from Google&#8217;s index. Every post. Every last bon mot. Gone. Without a trace.<\/p>\n<p>Here, by way of illustration, is what you&#8217;ll get if you google the word &#8220;google&#8221; and restrict the search to the roughtype.com domain:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.roughtype.com\/images\/googlesearch.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"googlesearch.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.roughtype.com\/images\/googlesearch-thumb.jpg?resize=440%2C132&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"440\" height=\"132\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now I know how Adam and Eve felt after God kicked their sorry asses out of Eden.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m on my knees. Please, Google, I beg of you, let me back into the promised land. I swear I&#8217;ll never use Bing again.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: I&#8217;m unbanished. See comments for details.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do not ask for whom the Google tolls. It tolls for me. I woke up this morning to discover that I no longer exist. The entire contents of this blog has been erased from Google&#8217;s index. Every post. Every last bon mot. Gone. Without a trace. Here, by way of illustration, is what you&#8217;ll get [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.roughtype.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.roughtype.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.roughtype.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.roughtype.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.roughtype.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1270"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.roughtype.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.roughtype.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.roughtype.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.roughtype.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}